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How to Kill Baby BirdsAre you tired? Exhausted? Do the cute little birdies outside your window chirp early in the morning and absolutely refuse to just shut the hell up?How to Kill Baby Birds
Want relief from this annoyance?
Look no farther.
Here are five methods for getting rid of those annoying birds under the eaves of the roof and give you a good night’s sleep every night of spring, summer, and fall:
1. Borrow a BB gun from the kid next door. Just shoot the birds and your worries are gone! A couple more shots and you’ll have the nest down too. Now, all you need is a broom to sweep the carcasses into a trash can. Don’
by ~keenblade
The Dangers of WritingLainie hunched over the cramped computer desk. Her fingers were flying over the keyboard, trying to keep up with her muse. He was being exceptionally nice today; after a long lazy break he had finally decided to let her get back to work, and the scene was going along nicely. Hopefully the creative juices would keep flowing for another few weeks until dirty laundry, unwashed dishes, and pyramids of empty beer cans once again claimed her from her work.The Dangers of Writing
Brent slammed the door behind him as he entered the apartment. He threw a McDonald's bag on the desk, blocking Lainie's view of the screen. "Eat, Lainie," he commanded.
by ~keenblade
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Everything you do consist of Grade A 100% FAIL
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Sometimes I wonder if I hate Twilight with every bit of my being, or if I actually love it because it's just so easy to make fun of.
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Everything you do consist of Grade A 100% FAIL
But if you want more in-depth advice...
1. The most important thing to do is update frequently so you can build a fan base. Writing a long story is a good idea if you want loyal readers. When I was writing SL&GN I had a reason for readers to come back and read anything else I posted, but once I finished and declared I wasn't going to submit as much writing, people stopped visiting my page as much and when I posted other stories the number of views I got were much less than when I was more active.
2. Forget about the pageviews (at least in the beginning) and focus on the story. Write because you want to see what happens, not because you want to see a large number for your views.
3. Be a part of the community. Read stories that other people have posted and comment on them. Tell the author what you liked about it. Put people on your watch list. They might add you and follow your work as well. Just don't try to promote your stories on other people's deviations, because that's their space and their time to shine.
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Sometimes I wonder if I hate Twilight with every bit of my being, or if I actually love it because it's just so easy to make fun of.
PS great job on the stories
we needs to hang out, yes?
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-"...No. No one is waiting for you. Death...will only make you lonelier than you already are."
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Sometimes I wonder if I hate Twilight with every bit of my being, or if I actually love it because it's just so easy to make fun of.
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Everything you do consist of Grade A 100% FAIL
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Sometimes I wonder if I hate Twilight with every bit of my being, or if I actually love it because it's just so easy to make fun of.
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